Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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