Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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