I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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