Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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