can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Dicks are not precious.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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