So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
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