Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Found the puke drawer
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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