HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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