All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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