Fuck appropriateness.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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