I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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