did you get engaged???
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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