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she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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