I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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