Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
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