but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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