That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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