How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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