Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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