oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I am available for nakedness
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