so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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