Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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