he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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