i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Randomize
