He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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