you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
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