So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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