And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Randomize
