We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I puked a lego.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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