i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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