That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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