morning after pill = breakfast in bed
the night ended with taco bell and tears
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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