And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
I just googled if crying burns calories
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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