I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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