Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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