You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
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