You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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