Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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