What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
He passed out mid-signature
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
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