I'm lost and stupid without you.
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
Randomize
