I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
My liver just had a heart attack.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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