She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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