I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
God, I missed his penis.
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