Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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