Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Randomize
