I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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