He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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