I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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