thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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