that's an acceptable place to lick
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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