I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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